There's a user who's really quite hyper
And a scavenging CPU viper.
Lots of times, he will whine,
"That computer is MINE!"
I think someone should go change his diaper.
“What is being the network destroyer?”
I was asked by my present employer.
What’s the cause of the stress?
You’ve got only one guess.
It’s so obvious! Just blame the lawyers!
When we told what our changes entailed,
We were told by the bosses, “You’re nailed!”
Now we all have to say
That we sure miss the day
When the comma heads always prevailed.
Since the method they used was so crude,
Their reaction was rather subdued.
“Turn these thingies right there
And it won’t need repair,
And the next time, you won’t be so screwed.”
As the COO, I believed surely
That the printer install would come early.
But the three guys they sent?
It appears that they went
By the names of Moe, Larry and Curly.