August 23 - 27, 2010

August 27, 2010 - There IS such a thing as being too tidy

“What was causing the non-connect fervor?”
Said this networking snafu observer.
“When I looked at the switch
There’s a new modem which
Had enabled its addressing server.”

August 26, 2010 - Welcome back, coder

The complainers line up out the door.
“It’s all screwed up!” the users all roar.
If they had a brain stem
They would RTFM.
Makes me savor my time off much more.

August 25, 2010 - Priorities

That darned network keeps going away!
It is turning my hair a light gray!
Are the outages due
To a co-worker who
Wants to know who’s on Oprah each day?

August 24, 2010 - Cool enough for you?

Once a sysadmin with a brain tiny
Ran my program he thought’s cool and shiny.
With his attitude brash
He created a crash.
Can't I give him a kick in the hiney?

August 23, 2010 - No problem there!

I was trying to locate the pox
That was causing her networking blocks.
Could she get her email?
That she gets without fail
By some thinking that’s outside the box.