There’s a spec missed that’s got us concerned.
There’s OT. Midnight oil’s been burned.
Now there’s good news, they say.
Install’s three months away.
Hey, just think of the comp time we’ve earned!
There’s an issue that will not compute.
"Fix that bug? Well, someday we’ll get to’t."
When Canuck, 'twas no fun.
Since I’m home, "Git ‘er done!"
Now it’s fixed. That is what I’m aboot!
Was the tech a remote network hater?
Brought the net down, then said, “See you later!”
It’s when things go awry
That explains to you why
My new hero is named Steven Slater.
As a sorting decision was made,
The boss screamed at me, acting quite frayed,
“Don’t you talk like a geek!
It’s just data I seek!
If you’re lucky, some day you’ll get paid!”
Training’s hosed from the blocker's routine.
“Have a pop-up show up on the screen!”
The director was shocked.
“You can’t do that! They’re blocked.”
Though my thoughts were a bit more obscene.