August 9 - 13, 2010

August 13, 2010 - Now you tell us!

There’s a spec missed that’s got us concerned.
There’s OT. Midnight oil’s been burned.
Now there’s good news, they say.
Install’s three months away.
Hey, just think of the comp time we’ve earned!

August 12, 2010 - That's one way to do it

There’s an issue that will not compute.
"Fix that bug? Well, someday we’ll get to’t."
When Canuck, 'twas no fun.
Since I’m home, "Git ‘er done!"
Now it’s fixed. That is what I’m aboot!

August 11, 2010 - It's all part of our service

Was the tech a remote network hater?
Brought the net down, then said, “See you later!”
It’s when things go awry
That explains to you why
My new hero is named Steven Slater.

August 10, 2010 - Looks like it's gonna be a lonnnnng contract

As a sorting decision was made,
The boss screamed at me, acting quite frayed,
“Don’t you talk like a geek!
It’s just data I seek!
If you’re lucky, some day you’ll get paid!”

August 9, 2010 - Unclear on the concept

Training’s hosed from the blocker's routine.
“Have a pop-up show up on the screen!”
The director was shocked.
“You can’t do that! They’re blocked.”
Though my thoughts were a bit more obscene.