July 12 - 16, 2010

July 16, 2010 - How to make money in the IT business

“How’d it go?” asked the veep. I said “Gee,
Their darned server’s too old. Can’t you see?”
But we set it all straight.
Says the client, “It’s great!”
For they got a new server for free!

July 15, 2010 - Priorities

When the foosball man broke that was yella,
IT fixed it. The job was so stella.
But a printer? It’s nixed!
For two months it’s not fixed!
Should I nag them with my vuvuzela?

July 14, 2010 - Your tax dollars at work

Why’s the plotter placed so far away?
‘Cause the pointy haired boss has his say.
That big printing device
Doesn’t look very nice.
It appears he is into feng shui.

July 13, 2010 - How about a shark?

“There’s no test print? That makes me quite cross!
We can’t tell if the docs get across!”
She replied, “Yes, it did.
It went home for my kids.
They all want to be like JIM THE BOSS.”

July 12, 2010 - Maybe it was hacked in the last 90 seconds

Sometimes sales calls get so political.
I had made some views quite analytical.
“We use email for sure
Because it’s so secure!”
Is the mission it’s for hypocritical?