Said this veep at my present employa,
“We’ve been hacked. That must really annoy ya.”
“It’s your mouse, I will bet!”
Does all management get
Really caught up with hack paranoia?
There’s some programming mods to be made.
But two months? “That’s too long, I’m afraid.”
Make some dots and a line?
That solution is fine
If our users were in the first grade.
“This darn app won’t work! Come here and see!”
“You don’t have enough memory free!”
“Should I file a bug?”
I replied with a shrug,
“Use the cabinet marked with a ‘B.’”
“There’s some updates. Could you make them please?
They’re so easy, it should be a breeze.”
She can’t do what’s required!
How did she get hired?
I’ll bet with her huge double D’s.
I believed our careers were both dead
When that server ‘bout took off my head.
“I believed it was longer!”
I said back much stronger,
“I heard that was just what she said!”