July 5 - 9, 2010

July 9, 2010 - And isn't that really what VPs are all about?

Said this veep at my present employa,
“We’ve been hacked. That must really annoy ya.”
“It’s your mouse, I will bet!”
Does all management get
Really caught up with hack paranoia?

July 8, 2010 - Really, how long can it take?

There’s some programming mods to be made.
But two months? “That’s too long, I’m afraid.”
Make some dots and a line?
That solution is fine
If our users were in the first grade.

July 7, 2010 - See, you guys actually LISTEN to users

“This darn app won’t work! Come here and see!”
“You don’t have enough memory free!”
“Should I file a bug?”
I replied with a shrug,
“Use the cabinet marked with a ‘B.’”

July 6, 2010 - Maybe she's just not that into it

“There’s some updates. Could you make them please?
They’re so easy, it should be a breeze.”
She can’t do what’s required!
How did she get hired?
I’ll bet with her huge double D’s.

July 5, 2010 - If it was, it sure isn't now

I believed our careers were both dead
When that server ‘bout took off my head.
“I believed it was longer!”
I said back much stronger,
“I heard that was just what she said!”