ďYou canít log in? Iíll try to appease ya.
Plug this cord in. Iím sure itíll please ya.Ē
Canít an IT director
Use network connectors?
She canít if she suffers amnesia.
When in sales, itís always your role
To make pitches to every last soul.
But this rep was quite peeved
That I could not believe
Captain Stubing would help make his goal.
ďThe RAIDís amber light that I could see meant
We should boot it.Ē My words were vehement.
But the vendor wonít know
That weíre down. Do you know
Why we pay for a service agreement?
Itís a remedy every tech knows:
Just reboot the box Ďtil the thing goes.
But when gear is outdated,
I often have stated
When booting, you use steel toes.
Iíll admit I was taken aback
When a ticket appeared out of whack.
But the boss said itís nutty
That glass and some puttyís
A windows repair service pack.