“You can’t log in? I’ll try to appease ya.
Plug this cord in. I’m sure it’ll please ya.”
Can’t an IT director
Use network connectors?
She can’t if she suffers amnesia.
When in sales, it’s always your role
To make pitches to every last soul.
But this rep was quite peeved
That I could not believe
Captain Stubing would help make his goal.
“The RAID’s amber light that I could see meant
We should boot it.” My words were vehement.
But the vendor won’t know
That we’re down. Do you know
Why we pay for a service agreement?
It’s a remedy every tech knows:
Just reboot the box ‘til the thing goes.
But when gear is outdated,
I often have stated
When booting, you use steel toes.
I’ll admit I was taken aback
When a ticket appeared out of whack.
But the boss said it’s nutty
That glass and some putty’s
A windows repair service pack.