June 14 - 18, 2010

June 18, 2010 - Just don't anybody tell the bank, OK?

“We need help,” the technicians all snipe.
“Getting token’s a tech support gripe.”
More accounts? They say “No,”
Since the bank works so slow.
It was fixed with assistance from Skype.


June 17, 2010 - Why yes, now that you mention it

The young marketing guy threw a fit
For his monitor screen was not lit.
The guy’s trouble began
When he plugged in a fan.
Now he’s hot, but the fan’s clean of...

Shaving Cream, be nice and clean.
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen.


June 16, 2010 - Self-inflicted

Need a practical joke? Here’s a keeper!
Take a co-worker who’s a deep sleeper.
The first night he’s on-call
Ring his pager. That’s all.
And the number you leave? It’s his beeper.


June 15, 2010 - Aha!

“There’s no records? Go plug in the cable.
It’s dark gray,” said the tech that was able.
But the guy can’t see red.
It looks dark gray instead.
Can we teach him the value of labels?


June 14, 2010 - That darn guy SYSTEM!

I can’t log in remote? That’s a shock!
So I locally went to take stock.
Twas a VP admin.
I believe he has kin
Who has messed with ComputerWorld’s clock.

I didn’t see this until 10:00 AM – the story says it was posted at 8:14 AM.