June 7 - 11, 2010

June 11, 2010 - Now THAT'S excitement!

To the server room everyone flocked.
The alarms rang, now everyone’s shocked.
We all came to see NT.
The room, we can’t MT
Because all the doors became locked.

June 10, 2010 - Is this what they mean by cross-training?

“I don’t need those reports,” my boss dreamed.
It’s too costly to fix, or it seemed.
Lines were fixed with a star,
Then I said, “There you are!
Now, my friend, you’ll no longer get reamed.”

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June 9, 2010 - But what do those IT guys know about numbers?

Typed the pilot fish, “Man, what is next?
I believe that our Apples are hexed!
Get us brand new G5s!
I hope mine stays alive
While I’m typing our cataloggiys1.’[uagfasiufg kjw5qiwt igaxs

June 8, 2010 - Wait till she tries using that line with the auditors

When her printer had ground to a halt,
I returned it back to its default.
Was I really too shocked
When her laptop was locked?
Heavens, no! It could not be her fault!

June 7, 2010 - Or something sorta like that

The guy’s "safety box" tests his endurance,
So he asks me to get reassurance,
“Now, this gecko-like beep:
That’s not some suited creep
Who is trying to sell me insurance?”