May 17 - 21, 2010

May 21, 2010 - These are not the Droids you are looking for

Yes, my manager seemed quite annoyed
When the CEO ordered the Droid.
What was in his expression?
Twas anger suppression.
I'm sure that he'd like them destroyed.

May 20, 2010 - That DID help to clarify what they wanted

When I left to pursue my reward,
A request was made. Are you onboard?
No, I Saab-ed, Its not cute
To be Dodge-ing a suit.
Thats a price that I sure cant af-Ford.

May 19, 2010 - Too much of a good thing?

When we first called the schools, they agreed.
We will take your old gear! Yes, indeed!
When more gear had to go,
All the schools told us, No,
We have got all the doorstops we need.

May 18, 2010 - Aren't we done with school YET?

Sometimes work in IT can be rough.
Training classes? You cant get enough.
Then some day you can be
Called an MCSE
Like our friend that we used to call Fluff.

HOLY CARP! This one made it through the spam filter!!!

May 17, 2010 - Deja vu all over again

Twas a test I was sure I had passed!
I was certain Id be unsurpassed!
Did my code do the trick?
Was my time just too quick?
Maybe I should have done it half-fast...