Yes, my manager seemed quite annoyed
When the CEO ordered the Droid.
What was in his expression?
Twas anger suppression.
I'm sure that he'd like them destroyed.
When I left to pursue my reward,
A request was made. “Are you onboard?”
“No,” I Saab-ed, “It’s not cute
To be Dodge-ing a suit.
That’s a price that I sure can’t af-Ford.”
When we first called the schools, they agreed.
“We will take your old gear! Yes, indeed!”
When more gear had to go,
All the schools told us, “No,
We have got all the doorstops we need.”
Sometimes work in IT can be rough.
Training classes? You can’t get enough.
Then some day you can be
Called an MCSE
Like our friend that we used to call Fluff.
HOLY CARP! This one made it through the spam filter!!!
Twas a test I was sure I had passed!
I was certain I’d be unsurpassed!
Did my code do the trick?
Was my time just too quick?
Maybe I should have done it half-fast...