April 26 - 30, 2010

April 30, 2010 - Remember, April is Check Your Helmet month

On arriving, I said, What the heck!
What a terrible bicycle wreck!
Ive a cable that size.
You can do MRIs.
Whos the first patient in? Its the tech.


April 29, 2010 - Cost benefit analysis

Its not prudent, Im saying today.
Punching DSDDs not the way.
You are running the risk
That by changing a disk
That our GIs become DOA.


April 28, 2010 - Must be somewhere in all those disks

I was doing an app install which
Had encountered a bad printing glitch.
It is so hard to cope
When some think Im a dope
When my problems are caused by a switch.

Now, what did you really think I was going to use as a rhyme here?


April 27, 2010 - But think of the time he saved by NOT remoting in

After two weeks of saying, Youre it!
Theres a time slot our schedules fit.
I will fix your device
If you take my advice:
With no laptop, I can not do anything.


April 26, 2010 - Sometimes the problem is clear

This darn mouse won't work! Its so insane!
It keeps bouncing! I heard him complain.
But his mouse pad? Alas,
Its a clear piece of glass,
Which to use with a mouse is a pane.

This limerick was included in the Computer World White Paper along with its story in "The Best of Shark Tank - True tales of major-league idiocy"