April 19 - 23, 2010

April 23, 2010 - Saving a little something for later

When the engineer called, I said “Watt?
Wire you sure our program is shot?”
Our new program detected
It’s all not connected.
It’s shocking! Revolting! They’re caught!

April 22, 2010 - If I don't get it, you don't get it

A new Blackberry’d be quite a gem!
But the bosses will only condemn.
They don’t know how it works,
So I think, “Hey, you jerks!
My advice to you: RTFM!”

April 21, 2010 - Not so good after all

We are experts at data reviving.
Our accountants say we’re really thriving.
Do we use our own service?
Nah! That makes me nervous!
I told them, “Man, you must be jiving!”

“For our back-up procedures are sloppy.
There’s no feedback to say there’s a copy.”
I then told my boss, “Geez,
I would be more at ease
If I did it myself on a floppy!”

April 20, 2010 - System Zzzzz

Oh, my gosh! Am I some kind of geek?
While I’m sleeping, still techie I speak!
I’ll be fixing a stall
That I can not recall.
Why can’t I dream of girls like Moanique?

April 19, 2010 - Reduce, reuse, recycle, reward

Since the boss’s aid’s using her bean,
IT treats her just like she’s a queen.
She’s the one with the sense
To pay off our expense,
So our hats off to you, Mrs. Green!