April 12 - 16, 2010

April 16, 2010 - Stop making sense!

Has this manager been in the sauce?
“There’s alerts that I MUST get across!”
Though it’s somewhat grotesque,
Have them chained to their desks
Like your mentor they call JIM THE BOSS.

April 15, 2010 - Well, ALMOST nothing different

The assistant said, “Something’s amiss.
There’s a problem that seems to persist.
Now the OCR’s dead
When a doc’s backwards fed.
"¿sıɥʇ ǝʞıן ʇı ʇɹǝʌuı sɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʇ’uɐɔ

April 14, 2010 - Better late than never, right?

Does the BitBus’s checksum not match?
Let’s reload all its software from scratch.
What was causing the snags
And was losing our bags?
‘Twas installing an incorrect patch.

April 13, 2010 - Now think ... what's missing?

They should fill out their tickets expressly.
“We’ve misspelled the name for intern Lesley.”
Twenty minutes were shot,
For the ticket I got
To change Leslie to Lesley’s done mess’ly.

April 12, 2010 - So much for job security

As a PC DOS programming geek,
It’s consulting work like this I’d seek.
I would think it was great
If I could charge a rate
That was twelve thousand dollars a tweek.