April 7 - 9, 2010

April 9, 2010 - Persistence, um, pays

Yes, a rollout of Seven is planned,
But for now, the new OS is banned.
Yes, your protests are heard.
Now, what part of the word
We call “No” do you not understand?

April 8, 2010 - Aha!

“All this email’s vital! We need it!”
So I went to see what would mislead it.
All my tests are replete
With deliv’ry receipts.
Now it’s up to that partner to read it.

April 7, 2010 - Seeing is believing

Why’s the network perform with such slowness?
I’ve been charged with this difficult onus.
Every fix, he’ll say, “No!
Get to work! Make it so!
Just as long as it won’t cut my bonus!”