March 22 - 26, 2010

March 26, 2010 - Really, REALLY unclear on the concept

You can’t get on this web site? That’s odd!
And you think I’m the passwording god?
But you say you can’t wait?
I can really relate!
You are just like this guy named Jean-Claude!

March 25, 2010 - And that's why they invented the :)

We need tables, but we’re out of luck.
Cons work slowly. I cried out “Oh, fudge!”
Since I said in a quip
They should prod with a whip,
Now they really must think I’m a jerk!

March 24, 2010 - Credit where it's due

They’re not getting reports? That’s unreal!
So its cause I’ve been charged to reveal.
There’s a name change they’re hidin’,
But unlike Joe Biden,
To them, it’s no big f---in’ deal.

This one was one of the few where I had a potential punch line before the story came out, and was lucky enough to get a story that I could use it in. Of course, it was based on V.P. Joe Biden telling Obama that the health care bill's passage was a "big fucking deal" and getting the comment picked up be a couple mikes. The fact that the story was about a government department helped too.

When I submitted the rhyme, it got pulled rather quickly - F--- was not allowed on the board. (Most posts from F L U F got pulled slower than this one!) So we changed it to "freaking" on the site.

Oh, another instance where I had a punch line before the story came out? JIM THE BOSS wearing a thong.

March 23, 2010 - It just sounds classier that way

The technician liked picking up chicks.
A cute user was in such a fix.
When he asked, “Tell me straight:
Can we go on a date?”
She replied, “Pick me up here at ‘Right-Arrow.’”

March 22, 2010 - Oh, and by the way...

“There’s no way that your screen can get warmer
Since it’s dead.” I began to inform her.
“If that JIM THE BOSS tried,
It could be no more FRIED,
Since you may have blown out a transformer.”