Why’d the Microsoft guy not succeed?
He was missing the talent he’d need.
That’s the reason behind
Why the groups were combined.
“This has got to work!” they all agreed.
I then went where the mood was much sweeter
Without feeling like I was a cheater.
Why did I make the change?
No, it’s not very strange.
It’s on principle. Its name is Peter.
When that company’s T1 went bust,
We got treatment that’s really unjust.
I had taken their call.
“Dammit! Get on the ball!”
And he screamed and he yelled and he cussed.
The guy really came off as a boar,
And I won’t take his crap any more!
If his phones should all go,
He can let us all know
Just by shouting to us out the door.
When the officer moved all his mail,
It got lost, and he turned very pale.
“I am sure it is vital.
Go search for its title.”
He tried it, but to no avail.
So I sat back and sipped on my Snapple.
With this jam, we continued to grapple.
It was fixed. What the heck?
He’s a certified tech?
His diploma was issued by Crapple!
There’s some tales. We like to recite ‘em
About users. Yes, they’re quite an item.
This one’s taking a risk
By removing a disk
Using pliers with teeth that will bite ‘em.
Though they sometimes have incorrect grammar,
They all leave us at times with a stammer.
“That must be quite a task.
Yet I still have to ask:
How’d he get the thing in? With a hammer?”
I once worked giving corporate helps,
When I heard of the high-up’s yelps
That his PC sure sucked.
“No, it won’t self-destruct
In five seconds. Good luck, Mr. Phelps.”