When we rolled out the brand new machines,
It disrupted a user’s routines.
Though it was kinda draining,
I gave her some training.
She’s now back to counting the beans.
When I drove up in my new Mercedes,
I had thought I had walked into Hades.
I walked in on a dude
Who would strum in the nude.
Why can’t I find some barenaked ladies?
Months ago, they had bid me adieu.
Now their printer’s broke. What do they do?
Throw the docs all away,
Spend some overtime pay,
And then bring in some guy from Big Blue.
After three weeks, they telephoned me.
“Can you fix it?” “I don’t work for free.”
This may seem rather brash:
With the way they save cash,
They should work somewhere inside D.C..
“It’s amazing!” I told my friend Jeff.
“Sometimes users can be oh, so deaf.
I said, ‘See how it works?’
She replied, ‘No, you jerk!’
'Just be glad I’m not F L U F!'”
Since his laptop on magnets was stuck,
There’s an engineer down on his luck.
When that laptop had crashed
All this testing was trashed.
I am sure that he cried out, “Oh, darn it all!!!”