February 22 - 26, 2010

February 26, 2010 - Say, this is almost as easy as Linux!

When we rolled out the brand new machines,
It disrupted a user’s routines.
Though it was kinda draining,
I gave her some training.
She’s now back to counting the beans.

February 25, 2010 - A Brief Tale

When I drove up in my new Mercedes,
I had thought I had walked into Hades.
I walked in on a dude
Who would strum in the nude.
Why can’t I find some barenaked ladies?

February 24, 2010 - How to save money in IT

Months ago, they had bid me adieu.
Now their printer’s broke. What do they do?
Throw the docs all away,
Spend some overtime pay,
And then bring in some guy from Big Blue.

After three weeks, they telephoned me.
“Can you fix it?” “I don’t work for free.”
This may seem rather brash:
With the way they save cash,
They should work somewhere inside D.C..

February 23, 2010 - She's right -- that doesn't work

“It’s amazing!” I told my friend Jeff.
“Sometimes users can be oh, so deaf.
I said, ‘See how it works?’
She replied, ‘No, you jerk!’
'Just be glad I’m not F L U F!'”

February 22, 2010 - Problem identified

Since his laptop on magnets was stuck,
There’s an engineer down on his luck.
When that laptop had crashed
All this testing was trashed.
I am sure that he cried out, “Oh, darn it all!!!”