The new network I put in so well.
“Here’s your user list. Check every cell.”
“Use a spreadsheet? Not when
We’ve got whiteout and pen!”
Here’s a firm that’s refused to Excel.
Local printers are bad. We agree.
It’s an edict and corp’rate decree.
But a super from IT
Thought she was so mighty.
“It’s not meant for users like me!”
Since the timeframe I got was so slim,
He had viewed the change doc as quite dim.
“It’s all looking so strange!
We did not want this change!”
Sent by Outlook Gates wrote just for him.
When the bracelet’s magnetic attraction
Caused an unwanted laptop reaction,
“Lose the jewelry,” we said,
“That’s what makes it go dead.”
Now it's working to our satisfaction.
From my office chair covered in leather,
I predicted just when and not whether
Our next server would die.
Then I thought, with a sigh,
“I should be on the news doing weather.”