January 25 - 29, 2010

January 29, 2010 - Still not done

The new network I put in so well.
“Here’s your user list. Check every cell.”
“Use a spreadsheet? Not when
We’ve got whiteout and pen!”
Here’s a firm that’s refused to Excel.

January 28, 2010 - Spoilsport!

Local printers are bad. We agree.
It’s an edict and corp’rate decree.
But a super from IT
Thought she was so mighty.
“It’s not meant for users like me!”

January 27, 2010 - Unclear on the whole 'upgrading' concept

Since the timeframe I got was so slim,
He had viewed the change doc as quite dim.
“It’s all looking so strange!
We did not want this change!”
Sent by Outlook Gates wrote just for him.

January 26, 2010 - PEBKAC -- but VERY close to the keyboard

When the bracelet’s magnetic attraction
Caused an unwanted laptop reaction,
“Lose the jewelry,” we said,
“That’s what makes it go dead.”
Now it's working to our satisfaction.

January 25, 2010 - See, those metrics have a use after all

From my office chair covered in leather,
I predicted just when and not whether
Our next server would die.
Then I thought, with a sigh,
“I should be on the news doing weather.”