We’ve a boss at the place I’ve been hired
With a habit of which some are tired.
Once I acted like him.
It’s good he’s not like JIM
Or I’m sure that my butt would be FRIERED.
As I'm scanning the trouble call log,
There’s a user who’s left in a fog.
He went through five locations
And lots of frustration.
I helped him while walking my dog.
On that Wednesday, Burt said to us, “Hey, Yo!
There’s a change that's occurred sans our say-so.”
It was for my new brace,
And the smile on his face
Said that he’s now the one with the halo.
When my friend had some troubles with printing,
I believed he would come over sprinting.
But a falling icicle
That fell from the brick‘ll
Do damage, I told his boss, squinting.
“Can you fix it, since that’s what you do”
Asked his boss, “since the laptop’s still new?”
“No, that’s not how it’s solved
Since it’s way more involved
Than some duct tape and Miracle Glue.”
Lots of gross overcharges were found,
But my boss would not make any sound.
Yeah, I took him to school
And he looked like a fool
Without wearing his Pants on the Ground.