January 18 - 22, 2010

January 22, 2010 - Sometimes that's just the price you've gotta pay

We’ve a boss at the place I’ve been hired
With a habit of which some are tired.
Once I acted like him.
It’s good he’s not like JIM
Or I’m sure that my butt would be FRIERED.

January 21, 2010 - Who needs offshoring when we can do this to ourselves?

As I'm scanning the trouble call log,
There’s a user who’s left in a fog.
He went through five locations
And lots of frustration.
I helped him while walking my dog.

January 20, 2010 - Now THAT'S serious change management

On that Wednesday, Burt said to us, “Hey, Yo!
There’s a change that's occurred sans our say-so.”
It was for my new brace,
And the smile on his face
Said that he’s now the one with the halo.

January 19, 2010 - What kept you?

When my friend had some troubles with printing,
I believed he would come over sprinting.
But a falling icicle
That fell from the brick‘ll
Do damage, I told his boss, squinting.

“Can you fix it, since that’s what you do”
Asked his boss, “since the laptop’s still new?”
“No, that’s not how it’s solved
Since it’s way more involved
Than some duct tape and Miracle Glue.”

January 18, 2010 - Which part of 'make work' didn't you understand?

Lots of gross overcharges were found,
But my boss would not make any sound.
Yeah, I took him to school
And he looked like a fool
Without wearing his Pants on the Ground.