January 1 - 8, 2010

January 8, 2010 - Aha!

The department head's quite a phone ringer.
All her printing woes just seem to linger.
I had fixed it, but then
She had called back again
When she gave the thing quite the fat-finger.

January 7, 2010 - At least he was paying for it

My friend’s internet gripes were abundant.
Access points near his home were redundant.
He connected next door,
Though the signal was poor.
Could his fees for two years be refundant?

January 6, 2010 - Just wait till you have users of your own!

When her stepson’s PC drive went bad,
She repaired everything for the lad.
He can’t copy that file?
She then thought with a smile,
“Now I know that he’s just like his dad.”

January 5, 2010 - But he DID figure it out by himself

Power’s out and our super will tend it,
And there’s folks who are trying to end it.
"Can an email go
Just to let them all know?"
No, we don’t have a server to send it.

January 4, 2010 - Not enough information -- or maybe just a little too much

Sometimes bosses can make things seem knotty
When their knowledge of browsers is spotty.
What does mine really like?
He digs riding his bike
Singing arias like Pavarotti.

January 1, 2010 - New year, same old users

Today’s user knew problems began
When she emptied that lubricant can
In that tape drive so sporty.
Hey, DubyaD-40’s
A tool only used by a man!