Now, the one thing I hate to observe is
Unsafe passwords. They make me so nervous.
That old admin’s not here.
Now he’s checking, I fear,
Guest credentials for our Secret Service.
Said the message that came from the geek:
“It’s the icon for Lawson you seek.”
He replied, “I can’t focus.
It’s not hocus pocus,
I’m located next to Monique.”
The night staffer had felt like a rube
When the UPS went down the tube.
What else could be expected?
It’s left less protected
Than luggage of President Skroob.
Today’s user showed some apprehension
Since his coral had got my attention.
As I took it away,
I was told it should stay.
Then I flipped out the print tray extension.
Since then, I have been treated much warmer,
For he knows I’m an IT performer.
Now he thinks it's so cool
That his laser print tool
Works just like his young son’s toy Transformer.
The new call center app made them dizzy.
"The lead programmer’s not in town, is he?"
Now the app’s running fine
By my nuking a line.
Did execs read the code? They’re too busy.