November 30 - December 4, 2009

December 4, 2009 - Bank error in your favor, collect $100,000

Now, the one thing I hate to observe is
Unsafe passwords. They make me so nervous.
That old adminís not here.
Now heís checking, I fear,
Guest credentials for our Secret Service.


December 3, 2009 - Hiding in plain sight

Said the message that came from the geek:
ďItís the icon for Lawson you seek.Ē
He replied, ďI canít focus.
Itís not hocus pocus,
Iím located next to Monique.Ē


December 2, 2009 - If we told people then pretty soon everyone would know

The night staffer had felt like a rube
When the UPS went down the tube.
What else could be expected?
Itís left less protected
Than luggage of President Skroob.


December 1, 2009 - More useful, sure, but not as decorative

Todayís user showed some apprehension
Since his coral had got my attention.
As I took it away,
I was told it should stay.
Then I flipped out the print tray extension.

Since then, I have been treated much warmer,
For he knows Iím an IT performer.
Now he thinks it's so cool
That his laser print tool
Works just like his young sonís toy Transformer.


November 30, 2009 - How to succeed in IT

The new call center app made them dizzy.
"The lead programmerís not in town, is he?"
Now the appís running fine
By my nuking a line.
Did execs read the code? Theyíre too busy.