November 23 - 27, 2009

November 27, 2009 - But it was working so well this way!

While improving the networking link,
The connection had gone on the blink.
From the net group they said,
“It is all in your head.”
I think somebody owes us a drink!

November 26, 2009 - How to save money in IT

We’ve no budget, to be rather frank.
When there’s audits, our PC’s go blank
Because every machine
Will be wiped oh, so clean.
It’s to keep us from walking the plank.

November 25, 2009 - Aha!

Why were HR’s PC’s all so shabby?
Why’s the HR director so crabby?
After my interviews
I received her abuse.
She’s the firm’s self-appointed Dear Abby!

November 24, 2009 - And will she appreciate it? Not a chance

There’s a girl whose mouse rudely defied her.
“It’s a virus?” Her eyes opened wider.
“It’s the solitare bug,”
I had said with a shrug.
Now she spends every day playing Spider.

November 23, 2009 - NOW he's ready for lunch

Said the caller, “Could you help me please?
I can’t order a sandwich with ease.
Is that website now blocked?”
Now I’m sure we’re all shocked
That he won’t smell of second-hand cheese.