While improving the networking link,
The connection had gone on the blink.
From the net group they said,
“It is all in your head.”
I think somebody owes us a drink!
We’ve no budget, to be rather frank.
When there’s audits, our PC’s go blank
Because every machine
Will be wiped oh, so clean.
It’s to keep us from walking the plank.
Why were HR’s PC’s all so shabby?
Why’s the HR director so crabby?
After my interviews
I received her abuse.
She’s the firm’s self-appointed Dear Abby!
There’s a girl whose mouse rudely defied her.
“It’s a virus?” Her eyes opened wider.
“It’s the solitare bug,”
I had said with a shrug.
Now she spends every day playing Spider.
the caller, “Could you help me please?
I can’t order a sandwich with ease.
Is that website now blocked?”
Now I’m sure we’re all shocked
That he won’t smell of second-hand cheese.