November 16 - 20, 2009

November 20, 2009 - That manager would probably have disavowed everything anyway

When she left by the fire escape,
It was like she had seen on a tape.
She remembered she knew
Just what Batman would do.
She just needed a cowl and cape.

November 19, 2009 - Virtually no benefit

The response of the server was terrible.
But I found the sleep setting repairable.
With no use it went straight
To a hibernate state
Which we found to be rather unbearable.

November 18, 2009 - She doesn't happen to work in corporate communications, does she?

"Can you fix her PC?" he said "Yes, sir!"
He then pulled out the worm we call Sasser.
But the mail that he sent
Out of shape, got her bent.
No, he sure did not mean to harass her.

November 17, 2009 - What could be simpler?

The remote sites are being reported.
Theyre not following rules! HQ snorted.
To our staff theyre all clear
Since we wrote them all here,
Though I found them to be quite contorted.

Why is no one adhering to norms?.
Whys that office creating such storms?
Its a lab for the fed
Whose rules mess with your head.
Ever fill out some IRS forms?

November 16, 2009 - Really in the dark

I had thought that her monitor fried
When each remedy failed when tried.
Im not going berserk! Its
All on the same circuit!
Its not like its hamster had died.