When she left by the fire escape,
It was like she had seen on a tape.
She remembered she knew
Just what Batman would do.
She just needed a cowl and cape.
The response of the server was terrible.
But I found the sleep setting repairable.
With no use it went straight
To a hibernate state
Which we found to be rather unbearable.
"Can you fix her PC?" he said "Yes, sir!"
He then pulled out the worm we call Sasser.
But the mail that he sent
Out of shape, got her bent.
No, he sure did not mean to harass her.
The remote sites are being reported.
“They’re not following rules!” HQ snorted.
“To our staff they’re all clear
Since we wrote them all here,”
Though I found them to be quite contorted.
Why is no one adhering to norms?.
Why’s that office creating such storms?
It’s a lab for the fed
Whose rules mess with your head.
Ever fill out some IRS forms?
I had thought that her monitor fried
When each remedy failed when tried.
I’m not going berserk! It’s
All on the same circuit!
It’s not like its hamster had died.