October 12 - 16, 2009

October 16, 2009 - Priorities

The complaints of the staffers abound,
So the cause of the outage I found.
Since a web filter blitz
Caused the owner some fits,
He had run a CAT5 end-around.

October 15, 2009 - Keeper

My old boss, the most rigid of men,
Hated laptops and favored the pen.
He’s so into details,
He filed his nails
In folders he labeled with “N.”

October 14, 2009 - Now STOP that!

In the hopes that the company thrives,
We’re FedExing the tapes from our drives.
There’s a virus attack?
They will ship the tape back
Just as soon as the package arrives.

October 13, 2009 - OK, but what are you going to do without a computer?

When my boss had a Lotus Notes crash,
First his PC he wanted to bash.
But on me he then turned
Since the thing crashed and burned.
That’s why he’s such a pain in the ash.

October 12, 2009 - And going to stay that way, we hope

Said my boss to me, “I am not jiving.
Here’s the point to which I am now driving.
ETO is too high.
Some time off, you should try.
While you're out, could you do some skydiving?”