September 14 - 18, 2009

September 18, 2009 - A snip off the old block.

The employee’s young kid was so tireless.
That computer he had made such a dire mess.
After many long years
And a sharp pair of shears,
We are looking to put in a wireless.

September 17, 2009 - Aha!

I was done with my POS booking.
They called back, for some help they were looking.
“Not turned on? Are you deaf?”
Would say F L U F,
“That’s why women should just stick to cooking.”

September 16, 2009 - No good deed goes unpunished

My new system, a group of suits hates.
“They need paper!” my manager states.
They won’t print. I ask why.
“’Cause the costs are too high.”
“Can’t you increase our cards’ interest rates?”

September 15, 2009 - Where in that name do you see the word 'help'?

The new GSD? I wouldn’t pick it.
Our old help desk could open the ticket.
What’s this GSD do?
I do not have a clue.
Can I tell them that they can just stick it?

September 14, 2009 - That's an alternative, all right

He can’t get in from home? It’s no loss.
Lots of others would tend to be cross.
He’d just load MSN,
Search the internet, then
Click the link to see notes from his boss.