September 7 - 11, 2009

September 11, 2009 - There's caution, and then there's caution

“We’ll lose power! The risk can’t be greater!”
Cried the suit that the techs now call “Traitor.”
There was no interruption,
Just file corruption
From sludge in our old generator.

September 10, 2009 - What, me worry?

The web upgrade left everyone fumin’
When the techies showed lack of acumen.
The big client got mad
From the upgrade gone bad.
Was the programmer Alfred E. Neuman?

September 9, 2009 - Why chance it?

When the manuals came through Exchange,
I’ll admit that it seemed kind of strange.
But it just goes to show
As requirements go
That you have to be open to change.

September 8, 2009 - Worth its weight in gold, or maybe just amalgam

When the screen tried the user’s endurance,
I had fixed it and gave her assurance.
They would lower my bill
For the filling and drill,
But how much of it went to insurance?

September 7, 2009 - It's just not there!

When I got to her desk, I thought “My God!
She can’t see the net? To me, that’s quite odd.”
Then I thought, “Sakes alive!”
This girl’s laptop’s CAT5
Is plugged into her personal iPod!”