All the users were getting so mad
For their network performance was bad
With their workstations' fate
Stuck at Win '98
And a server they used to run CAD.
I put XP back on. We're legit.
A new router we bought to transmit.
But our contact was told
Since the screens all look old
Nothing's changed since the old guru quit.
Could her MacBook be worth any less?
Its performance was causing her stress.
She was ranting, “You’ll see!”
But the techs all agree.
Must be hell to go through PMS.
That day wound up being a "Post Like F L U F" Day. So I made my entry - in his style, of course:
I would put that sick warpig through hell.
“That old MacBook! It really does smell!
Don’t be using that junk!
It’s a piece of crap, punk!
Here’s a Microsoft box made by Dell.”
O 2 B F L U F
I believed there’s no way I could trust her.
“There’s no liquids here!” I heard her bluster.
With the phone oozing slime,
It would seem at times I’m
Not a techie, but just a Ghostbuster.
When I accessed the tech support bank,
The web filter would leave the screen blank.
“What’s the reason?” I cried.
It says, “Access Denied.”
Please don’t filter Computerworld’s Tank!
After making a half hour trip
To see what made the e-mail slip,
What, to my great surprise,
Both the power supplies
Were both plugged in the same power strip.
Why she did it is anyone’s guess.
Was she cracking up under the stress?
Here’s a possible tip:
Just get rid of the strip
And invest in a good UPS.