When we ran every Friday report,
I could see that they needed support.
So I asked with persistence,
I got no resistance
And now the job run time is short.
“It’s a miracle!” so my boss blurts.
Here’s your bonus!” I hope HR hurts!
Thirty years have gone by,
And today, it’s no lie
That in two weeks the fish won two shirts.
The third rep for our ticketing system
Makes it look like we ran up and kissed ‘im.
The first rep is a ghost,
But the one I like most
Dressed like crap, so the others resist ‘im.
As the lifeguard, while watching the pool
Of our modems, I kept oh, so cool.
A veep’s Caps Lock was key,
So I said, “Just like me!”
So he wouldn’t come off as a fool.
“While my NYC techie’s away,
Can a fulltime temp come in?” I say.
“To keep budgeting tidy,
On every third Friday
He could work an eight hour day.”
Many patients have called to complain,
“Confirmations don’t come! Please explain!”
ISP’s think they’re spam,
Just a marketing scam,
Since they’re sent from a phony domain.