Since his PC was bringing him woe,
Could I fix it, since I’m in the know?
I then found the solution:
It’s less resolution.
That sports car made everything slow.
This one manager makes us all edgy.
So I said to my co-worker, Reggie,
“If this guy’s such a geek,
Why won’t someone just sneak
Up behind him and give him a wedgie?”
When beginning my VB career
There’s a queue where some jobs disappear.
In my searching, it showed
There’s no flaw in the code.
I found nothing, yet I persevere.
‘Til a user complained to me, “Geez,
I laid nothing at all on the keys.”
Those two buttons kept focus,
And then “Hocus Pocus!”
It’s PEBCAK! I fixed it with ease.
I believed that the user was twisted,
Saying she did the fix unassisted.
Yeah, she fixed it, like heck!
I should call a phone tech,
Have him make my direct line unlisted.
Did the user think I was a boob
When he took the air back to his cube?
Here’s the question I posed:
“Was the DVD closed?”
He just huffed it like President Skroob.