July 13 - 17, 2009

July 17, 2009 - Vroom vroom!

Since his PC was bringing him woe,
Could I fix it, since I’m in the know?
I then found the solution:
It’s less resolution.
That sports car made everything slow.

July 16, 2009 - Um, no

This one manager makes us all edgy.
So I said to my co-worker, Reggie,
“If this guy’s such a geek,
Why won’t someone just sneak
Up behind him and give him a wedgie?”

July 15, 2009 - Why ... we ... love ...

When beginning my VB career
There’s a queue where some jobs disappear.
In my searching, it showed
There’s no flaw in the code.
I found nothing, yet I persevere.

‘Til a user complained to me, “Geez,
I laid nothing at all on the keys.”
Those two buttons kept focus,
And then “Hocus Pocus!”
It’s PEBCAK! I fixed it with ease.

For those unfamiliar with computer speak, PEBCAK stands for Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard.

July 14, 2009 - Why we love users

I believed that the user was twisted,
Saying she did the fix unassisted.
Yeah, she fixed it, like heck!
I should call a phone tech,
Have him make my direct line unlisted.

July 13, 2009 - It's sorta like air freshener, right?

Did the user think I was a boob
When he took the air back to his cube?
Here’s the question I posed:
“Was the DVD closed?”
He just huffed it like President Skroob.