June 8 - 12, 2009

June 12, 2009 - Timing isn't everything

Punctuality’s lacking and how!
I’m in need of that meeting room now!
If this happened today,
What would everyone say
If Obama would go in and bow?

June 11, 2009 - Because if you don't remind them, they won't notice

There’s a problem, I surely avow.
For the app’s slow. I’ll fix it somehow.
Now the “Please wait” is out.
I’m not hearing their shout,
“I want patience, and I want it NOW!!!”

June 10, 2009 - You don't own it

When the fish calls the vendor, he learns
That the vendor, their warranty spurns.
Now his company’s screwed.
Will the vendor review
All their systems that track their returns?

June 9, 2009 - That's ergonomics!

Today's user was quite disconcerted.
“Could I please have that writer?” he blurted.
I believed it was comic.
The team ergonomic
Had left his PC as inverted.

“I am sure I can fix it.” I said.
“Simply turn the box over instead.
Now your CD will work.
You won’t look like a jerk.
Typing’s hard when you stand on your head.”

June 8, 2009 - Sounds like the educational benefits are pretty obvious

The assistant had found it so stressing
Doing handheld device repair guessing.
What would bother me more?
How his boss is unsure.
"Should the teachers teach network addressing?"