When I looked at my desk built anew,
It had passed my most stringent review.
I had thought to myself
“Glad the monitor shelf
Is not stuck to the drywall with glue.”
Since the link will not work, here’s the fix.
Uninstall IE 7, use 6.
Though the numbers are equal,
IE sure beats SQL
When surfing the net for cute chicks.
I’ll admit it was quite a surprise
When he said that the bill for supplies
Was three hundred per day.
I was thinking “No way!”
Could the spending that’s done be unwise?
So I added the paper and toner,
And the printer where we’re the new owner.
Then I stuck out my neck
And advised the exec,
Telling him of the totaling boner.
The exec said in tones loudly booming,
“We’ll review everything we’re consuming!”
He’s a bean-counting guy.
I can’t understand why
If I brought this up, why he’s still fuming!
When he set up his laptop encryption,
His third question defied our description.
For his mom and his street
He could always repeat,
But the mortgage rate caused a conniption.
The developer misunderstood.
“Don’t upgrade! No, I don’t think you should!
I think virtual’s wrong!’
But it’s run all along…
Boy, it sucks when your code is too good!