There's a user who started to grouse
For he had an eraserhead mouse.
But don't feel so bad, bro,
Just because you don't know.
You're like most other folks in the house.
Distribution list made its debut
So responses get proper review.
I’ve created the list,
But there’s one thing he missed.
You have got to maintain the thing too.
The branch manager seemed rather stumped,
As his desk he so violently thumped.
I said, “I see your claims,
But your list has no names.”
He said, “Oh, yeah,” then glumly harrumphed.
Her new desktop was causing a flap.
I should move her PC in a snap?
The confusion’s so bad,
I guess I should be glad
That her PC’s not meant for her lap.
When the president called, I came running,
And his problem I solved with my cunning.
He was thrown out of whack
When I looked on the back.
For a smart guy, this gaffe was quite stunning.
Though the networking system is ours,
Some support’s done by external powers.
But when they fix a scan,
I believe that their plan
Should be working for more than eight hours.