March 16 - 20, 2009
March 20, 2009 - Aha!
This guy’s monitor looked out of synch,
So he told me that it’s on the blink.
"There’s no lava-lamp here,
So it can’t be your gear.
Then it must be your building. You think?"
So I went to his place to take stock
When I heard the door outside unlock.
I then took him outside
Where a cable we spied.
There’s the cause of it! Boy, what a shock!
Boy,
three electrical stories in a row (and four in five days). How many electrical
jokes and puns can you come up with at a time??? I have noticed that CW
sometimes gets on a roll with related stories like this.
When the user called ‘bout all this beeping,
My response was to keep her from weeping.
“Central IT will send
A new unit, my friend.
Now, just use the wall plugs for safekeeping.”
But a
sudden thought made her hope rise.
“I’ll call
UPS on it!” she cries.
What can brown do for
you?
They’re a freight line, it’s true.
But I
doubt they sell IT supplies.
Now I know that the story is gripping,
But I don’t want my rhymes to be slipping.
So I must take the task,
And I just have to ask:
Was the unit in question in Shipping?
This
story I read over several times, and for the life of me I could not for sure say
that the power supply was or was not from the shipping company UPS. I believed
it could be possible for the UPS unit to be supplied by the United Parcel
Service to run and maintain their shipping software. I was set to post this as a
two stanza poem, but thought I needed the third to ask the question for
clarification. Some of the readers in the Tank have been rather cruel lately,
especially to FluffyJacket, over the slightest mistake, and I wanted to cover
that possible situation. Oh, and to the poster who thought my meter was off in
the second stanza, I highlighted and underlined the accented syllables. Usually,
if you have an acronym like UPS and IT, you say each letter separately.
Exceptions may be things like DOS, SQL ("Sequel" - there was a big
discussion about this in the tank a couple weeks ago...) RAM, and ROM. (However,
in the tank, F L U F is said as "fluff" - he does that to avoid the
spam filter). If you are used to pronouncing it as "ups" (as opposed
to downs), you might have a problem, but if you use each letter as a syllable,
especially since in this case I'm talking about the shipping company and not the
power supply, it works.
I had said to the bean counter, “Please,
A new UPS runs us twelve G’s.”
His reply was quite jolting
And downright revolting.
“Request denied!” he said with ease.
But in three months some progress was made.
Would an accident leave folks unpaid?
No, a newly fried riser
Card made him much wiser,
My UPS then was okayed.
Mr. Lumbergh had made me irate
Since a desk in the cellar's my fate.
Then he brought more decline
When he stole my Swingline,
Then said to me, "That would be great…"
So I worked in the darkest of places
Far away from my coworkers' faces.
Now I don't get some cake!?
That is all I can take!!!
Now they'll all need some new office spaces!!!
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Even though the title for this tank story was from the
Incredible Hulk, the one sentence in the story about not wanting to burn
the building down pointed me to one of my favorite movies, "Office
Space." Although the story is a little dated, since it is
concerned with the Y2K conversion, and also wants us to believe that
banks and credit unions actually run their financial software on Macs,
it does speak to us techno-nerds having to live and work with eight
managers, balky printers and programming issues. If you get a chance to
rent or buy it, I highly recommend it.
And, yes, I have a red Swingline stapler at home. It was a thank-you
from some computer hardware company for filling out and sending in a
product registration. |
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'Round the server room work I had hovered,
Where incompetence soon was discovered.
All because of some dope,
Who was given a rope,
Who then told his boss, "I've got it covered."