Being mobile’s so lacking in glamour,
I could go at the cubes with a hammer.
There’d be less to lament
If the adjective meant
That I worked in southwest Alabammer.
There’s a bean counting corp’rate reviewer
Who thinks I should do edits by viewer.
You know, I’ve had enough!
I think I should get F L U F
To go talk to the guy with a skewer!
There’s a blackout, and staff is in striving
To down systems in hope of surviving
When the UPS dies.
There is no compromise!
I’m in charge here, and not the tape driving!
When the programmer phoned his replies in
To a problem we had, t’was surprisin’
That his fix didn’t take.
To avoid this mistake
We should call up that guy from Verizon.
I’m employed by a claims center giant,
Where we had a glitch with a new client.
All their medical claims,
They would go down in flames
Since the data we got’s not compliant.
So together, the three of us spent
O’er an hour in tracing the scent.
We should take his help ticket
And tell him to stick it,
And read the report that he sent.