I excelled as a Danish consultant.
I believed higher pay was resultant.
But my manager spoke -
I won't fix what ain't broke.
So the raise I received was insultant.
When they moved the app to the new server,
I assisted with usual fervor.
But I felt rather leery:
Though posing a query,
They wanted me as an observer.
In addressing just what his concern is,
I asked questions with ultimate sternness.
Though he gave it his best,
There’s no way he’d have guessed
That a server won’t work in a furnace.
Here’s my story. I think you should hear it.
There’s a store. I no longer go near it.
On one record I spied
That a customer died
And the store was told this by its spirit.
I enjoyed what employment success is
When our guru used IP addresses.
I replaced them with ease
Saving over 6 G’s,
Thus avoiding some firewall messes.