Week of January 19 - 23, 2009

January 23, 2009 - It only takes one

Though the server’s crash can’t be ignored,
What I said had the CEO floored.
Though I gave him a tip
T’was a watery drip.
He believed something stronger I poured.

January 22, 2009 - Job: security

Though our rules say you can’t have a modem,
A request came from two who should knodem.
Still I gave an okay,
For what else could I say?
My position was miles belodem!

January 21, 2009 - Same old POS

We said “Who are you trying to kid?”
When the XYZ firm won the bid.
Though the company knows
All our POS woes,
No one knew us like XYZ did.

The new system’s a Linux type beta
That we use to control all our data.
Things are “going to plan,”
But we all to a man
Have become a big XYZ hata.

January 20, 2009 - Spoilsport!

When consultants submitted the spec,
They had thought they should get a blank check.
But I wrote it my way
All for under 2K,
So instead they were told “Go to Heck!”

January 19, 2009 - Really, really unclear on the concept

Our production was in quite a bind.
Sys performance looked like it flat-lined.
Though the rest all are booing
It can’t be his doing!
A legend within his own mind.