January 1 - 2, 2009

January 2, 2009 - Because when there's an issue, we turn to IT

While reviewing input on the portal,
A suggestion was making us chortle.
“No, it’s just not our call
To put hooks in a stall,
But I’m sure that the housing support ‘ll.”

January 1, 2009 - New year, new definition of 'automated'

When I asked ‘bout their system that’s new,
Said the manager on its debut:
“Now the meaning’s replaced:
When we say cut and paste
We no longer use scissors and glue.”