Greensboro, NC News & Record "The Joke's On You" Contest

October 11, 2019


October 4, 2019

BEST INSIDE JOKE
Brains and Grey Poupon really don't go together that well.
Ken Sheldon, Elon

Brains and Grey Poupon really don't go together that well.
Ken Sheldon, Elon (Tim must have liked this one so much, he ran it twice...)

BEST CULTURAL REFERENCE
I have two questions: What's your name? Who's your daddy?
Ken Sheldon, Elon

BEST POEMS
Of his diet, this zombie complains.
With reply, the psychologist strains.
"Being zombied must stink,
'Cause I've seen Rhett and Link
On their GMM show eating brains.

"They both eat them sometimes on a dare.
Of their taste they are both quite aware.
If it goes close to plan,
They'll be spat in some can
That is sitting right next to their chair."
Ken Sheldon, Elon

Other Entry
I really could go for a nice T-Bone.
Ken Sheldon, Elon