Greensboro, NC News & Record "The Joke's On You" Contest

July 12, 2019


July 5, 2019

RUNNERS-UP
“Deep down, I’m really a vegan.”
Ken Sheldon, Elon

BEST CULTURAL REFERENCE
I pitched this idea for a really cool business, but they turned me down.
Ken Sheldon, Elon

BESTG POEMS
With this doctor, the shark would soon seethe!
He'd get angry, start baring his teeth!
"Is it mom or your dad
That is making you mad?"
"Out of water, a shark cannot breathe!!!"
Ken Sheldon, Elon

Other Entries
I don't understand the hype - we all have to eat.
Ken Sheldon, Elon

I've got this earworm - it's two really low notes that go, "Buuuh dum. Buuuh dum."
Ken Sheldon, Elon