Greensboro, NC News & Record "The Joke's On You" Contest

 

April 19, 2019


 

April 12, 2019

RUNNERS-UP
“Me too, just floating through life ...”
Ken Sheldon, Elon

HONORABLE MENTIONS (also getting a vote from the judges)
No, I haven't seen any peanut butter fish either.
Ken Sheldon, Elon

BEST INSIDE JOKE
You know, you are a mirror image of me! Really!
Ken Sheldon, Elon

BEST CULTURAL REFERENCE
Look out - here comes SpongeBob with that net again!
Ken Sheldon, Elon

BEST POEMS
Here’s a word of advice to the young:
Don't bring jellyfish up to your tongue.
It's not cherry or grape!
You should make an escape!
You'll most likely wind up getting stung.
Ken Sheldon, Elon

Other Entries
Oh, I get mine done at Great Clips.
Ken Sheldon, Elon


April 5, 2019

 

RUNNERS-UP
“I see you bought your gum at CVS.”
Ken Sheldon

BEST INSIDE JOKE
So this is your list of all the "Jokes On You" captions about CVS receipts?
Ken Sheldon, Elon (There were well over a dozen...)

Don't you think 324 jars of Grey Poupon is a little much?
Ken Sheldon, Elon

BEST POEMS
Check receipts - You should try it! You ought!
You'll find coupons, there could be a lot.
There's a survey to take
For a grand you won't make,
Not to mention that gum that you bought.
Ken Sheldon, Elon

Other Entries
Did they have to ring up each grain of rice separately?
Hmm, looks like you had a little trouble with the self-checkout.
So this is your list of all the "Jokes On You" captions about CVS receipts?
Ken Sheldon, Elon

Let me guess - your cashier at Walmart was really cute, wasn't she?
Ken Sheldon, Elon