Greensboro, NC News & Record "The Joke's On You" Contest

 

January 18, 2019


January 11, 2019

RUNNERS-UP“I think your dog needs to go out.”
Ken Sheldon, Elon

HONORABLE MENTIONS (also getting a vote from the judges)
“C’mon! Who still uses a flip-phone?”
Ken Sheldon, Elon

“Would you be interested in a new home security system?”
Ken Sheldon, Elon

BEST INSIDE JOKE
Where do you keep your Grey Poupon?
Ken Sheldon, Elon

BEST POEMS
"We've been robbed!!!" Joe would mutter and stammer.
"He broke in through the door with a hammer."
 So a suspect was sought.
 When he's finally caught
He would spend several years in the slammer.
Ken Sheldon, Elon

I hear the Smiths have a flat screen. Want me to pick it up for you?
Ken Sheldon, Elon

Of course I'm a wet bandit! You left the sprinklers on!
Can I hide this loot here? The cops are coming.
Sue, what are you doing with this guy?
Ken Sheldon, Elon


January 4, 2019

BEST INSIDE JOKE
I think you can all see when they allowed betting on "Joke's on You"
results.
Ken Sheldon, Elon

BEST POEMS
"There's a problem we have to discuss.
Why that drop? This solution's a must!
There's reductions required,
Some staff must be fired.
That's more bonus money for us."
Ken Sheldon, Elon

Other Entries
Though the "Pay-Your-Age" promo at Build-a-Bear was a success, it was
a PR nightmare!
Oh, I'm sure Bob Ross could make it look better.
Ken Sheldon, Elon

We can all see when someone spiked the water cooler with Red Bull.
This seismological chart proves the quake was severe, but really
quick.
Ken Sheldon, Elon